Bro-tastic

Summertime marks the time of the year when a certain breed of boy comes out to play... The bro. It's not that bros hibernate or something, they actually exist at all times however the sunshine makes them come out of the frat cave and into the streets giving nature enthusiasts such as myself a chance to see them in their natural habitats. There are a few types of bro:

The Tank Top Bro:
This specific bro rocks girl tank tops. Okay maybe not girl tank tops but tanks none the less. A lot of times these bros hit the gym hard to get their swell on. They have arms that are far to large for their legs and are probably a bit obsessed with getting a tan. Many a time these bros are also from Cali and say hella. They also wear bright colors and neon. Beware of sick trucks.

The Boat Shoe Bro:
These bros wear topsiders because they cannot get over that they are no longer in the ocean. With these bros beware of pastel color button ups. Sometimes these bros are not as into body building as tank toppers but still wanna look tan. BMW optional

A general note about bros: They are usually in packs (wouldn't wanna go anywhere without your fratastic crew) and they do a lot of laying in the sun. Similarly they all own cars/trucks that are way to expensive for anyone under the age of thirty and they are usually accompanied with a red cup and a few freshmen. They also play their music far to loud. (seriously we all don't need to hear what you are listening to)

A song (sung like the 12 days of Christmas

On the first day of Summer Boulder gave to me A douche bag from Northern Cali

On the second day of Summer Boulder gave to me two bros on a moped and a douche bag from Northern Cali,

On the third day of Summer Boulder gave to me Three red cups, two bros on a moped and a douch bag form Northern Cali,

On the fourth day of Summer Boulder gave to me Four neon tanks, three red cups, two bros on a moped and a douche bag from Northern Cali,

On the fifth day of Summer Boulder gave to me five Fake IDssssss
four Neon tanks, three red cups, two bros on a moped and a douche bag from Northern Cali,

On the sixth day of summer Boulder gave to me, six bros a wompin, five fake IDs,
 four neon tanks, three red cups, two bros on a moped and a douche bag from Northern Cali,

On the seventh day of summer Boulder gave to me seven bros a tanning, six bros a wompin, five fake ID's,
 four neon tanks, three red cups, two bros on a moped and a douche bag from Northern Cali,

On the eighth day of Summer Boulder gave to me, eight skanks a skanking, seven bros a tanning, six bros a womping, five fake IDs,
four neon tanks, three red cups, two bros on a moped and a douche bag from Northern Cali

On the ninth day of Summer Boulder gave to me, nine bros saying hella, eight skanks a skanking, seven bros a tanning, six bros a womping, five fake IDs
 four neon tanks, three red cups, two bros on a moped and a douche bag from Northern Cali

On the tenth day of Summer Boulder gave to me, ten bros lifting weights, nine bros saying hella, eight skanks a skanking, seven bros a tanning, six bros a womping, five fake ID's
 four neon tanks three red cups two bros on a moped and a douche bag from Northern Cali,

On the eleventh day of Summer Boulder gave to me eleven trust funds bros, ten bros lifting weights, nine bros saying hella, eight skanks a skanking, seven bros a tanning, six bros a womping, five fake IDs, four neon tanks, three red cups, two bros on a moped and a douche bag from Northern Cali,

On the twelve day of Summer Boulder gave to me, Twelve fraternities, eleven trust fund bros, ten bros lifting weights, nine bros saying hella, eight skanks a skanking, seven bros a tanning, six bros a womping, five fake IDs, four neon tanks, three red cups, two bros on a moped and a douche bag from Northern Cali